Dear Sainsbury's,
"A plump, juicy, fragrant berry ideal for eating on its own or as part of a luxurious dessert!"
It is just a fucking strawberry.
If a person is so dumb as not to know what a strawberry is, they sure as hell won't be able to read your bloody description.
Sincerely,
Munky
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