Dear leather,
Why so you cost so much? You're just made of a fucking cow. It's not like I want a jacket made of supermodels' eyelids.
And for Christ's sake, beef mince only costs £1.29 down at Safeways.
xo,
Munky
P.S. I hate cows. I went to the countryside once and the shitting evil cows chased me.
P.P.S. Phoenix is a nice cow, because everyone likes a 'baby cow escaping from a flaming pile of fetid diseased cows' story.
P.P.P.S. Although, a jacket made of Phoenix....hrmmmm...
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