Dear consumers of fast food,

Dear consumers of fast food (including, but not limited to, McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC, sandwiches, crisps and some types of fruit),

The only thing you are ‘too busy’ to do, it seems, is swallow before you open your fat fucking gobs full of food, displaying mashed-up food stuffs while you spray into your mobile phones, “Durrrrr, what you up to?” as the scrags of your partly masticated stupidity cling to your double chins.

Cordially,
Munky