Dear Kentish Town,
I fucking hate you because all of your residents either have seeping green facial scabs or are failed reality TV 'stars' who sell their tits to tabloids.*
And you smell of sperm. That disturbs me.
Kisses,
Munky
*Yes, Nush, that includes you.
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- Dear Mr Munky's shit trousers,
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- Dear awful bloke in Café,
- Dear today,
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