Dear Camden,

Dear Camden,

Outside my office there is curdled milk covering the pavement. I assume that it is breast milk, as the people in Camden would be foul and depraved enough to remove their mammary from their shirts and spray the mother fluid on the sidewalk.
Best,
Munky

P.S. Actually, the people in Camden would be so foul as to devour this fetid, curdled breast milk.