Dear Sunny Camden,

Dear Sunny Camden,

'Tis a sunny day in ole' Camden Town. The crack glistens and the heroin shines with the rays of the sun. The goths unite in song with the Chavs, and the chorus line of media-types make their way through the streets, Vaseline smeared on their teeth so their smiles never tire.

So light up, my fellow Camdenites, and let the spark of your cracklighter against the aluminium foil ignite your soul!

Or rather, fuck off you scaggy cretins. You’re ruining my perfectly nice day.

Yours truly,
Munky