Dear Sarah Jessica Parker,

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker,

Despite your khaki prancing and tossing about of flowers, whenever I look at you, I just see…

…menstruation.

You look like you’re constantly on the go, like there is an ever-present crust of menses on your girlie bits.

Adoringly,
Munky

P.S. You should star in the remake of ‘The Blob’.
P.P.S. Ha, I am so damned funny and witty.