Dear Sanitary Towel Floating Under Hammersmith Bridge,

Dear Sanitary Towel Floating Under Hammersmith Bridge,

You float so gracefully, there with the ducks and the geese and the swans. Drifting along on a current, bobbing away with the tide; winding your sweet, sanguine way through to the canals. And then, who knows? Perhaps to Camden, where you will, at long, long last, meet up with your bloody brethren.

PS: I didn’t know Sarah Jessica Parker was in town today. Golly.

Use the bins provided,
Munky