Dear Sanitary Towel Floating Under Hammersmith Bridge,
You float so gracefully, there with the ducks and the geese and the swans. Drifting along on a current, bobbing away with the tide; winding your sweet, sanguine way through to the canals. And then, who knows? Perhaps to Camden, where you will, at long, long last, meet up with your bloody brethren.
PS: I didn’t know Sarah Jessica Parker was in town today. Golly.
Use the bins provided,
Munky