Dear The Stupid Fuckers at Sainsburys in Camden,
My New Year's resolution is that you all perish in a horrific accident and I get to watch.
OK, maybe I don't want you dead. You have families.
Suggestions welcome as to how these absolute cretins should suffer.
Best wishes,
Munky
P.S. This is because you all possess the rare but perpertually irritating attributes of being both fucking stupid and fucking rude.
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Reinventing the lost fucking art of letter writing.
About Me
Friends
- Bwil loves nasty hookers. (Brian)
- G loves boobies. (Gary)
- Hannah loves hot man-on-man action. (Hannah)
- Jeff loves coffay. (Jeff)
- Jess loves beers. (Jess)
- Ryan loves Jess. (Ryan)
- Shad loves nothing. (Shad)
- Shelly loves me 'cause she's my sister. (Shelly)
- Steph has an unnatural love of trees and gets naked on the internet because she has low self-esteem (Steph)