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Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Dear Chocolate,
Dear Chocolate,
“A moment on the lips, a lifetime…” on my fucking forehead, because none of my friends have the concrete gonads to tell me about the shit smear between my eyes.
Love,
Munky
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