Dear The Residents Of Munky Road,

Dear The Residents Of Munky Road,

I’m not sure if you’re aware of this but Munky purchased a new computer dongle thingy the other day, enabling wireless internet access throughout Munky Towers. Munky didn’t bother buying a wireless access point because none of you people have heard of encryption, and Munky can use your internet connection – yes, the one you’re using to read this very letter!! – for free. Munky can also look at your porn.

Now I know why the cat at Number 20 only has one eye.

Clickety-click,
Munky