Dear Drivers of Luxury Vehicles,

Dear Drivers of Luxury Vehicles,

Perhaps you should take your eyes off your ego for just a moment and gaze upon things like, oh, traffic signs, especially those which point out that you are, in fact, disallowed from turning right onto Kentish Town Road. That way, I won’t be killed by your stupendous self-centred unawareness and you won’t have to waste the precious energy you usually reserve for beating up homeless people and wanking over body building magazines on shouting at me for being in the way of your vehicular replacement for a tiny todger.

And you’re a cunt.

With greatest respect,

Munky